Racist jokes
Maggots
The sound of ice being chewed
Words that are capitalized that shouldn’t be
A kid trying too hard to get other kids to like him
Someone popping their pimples
When you sit down on the toilet seat and it’s a little wet
When someone asks you out and there’s nothing obviously wrong with them, but there’s this feeling
When you’re at a performance and one of the performers starts interacting with you
Realizing something’s moldy after you’ve already eaten a little
Bar floors that are sticky with spilled beer
Having just sent an important email/text and realizing there’s an error in it
Remembering something embarrassing that happened to you as a child
The sound cockroaches make when you step on them
When just one thing is out of place
Stitches (on a wound)
Seeing someone you had sex with when you were drunk
Intestinal parasites
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